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Our First Battle | Yard D&D | S1E2

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We need to talk. Say hello to your daughter. It's already bored? Forging day. We're going to have visiting dignitaries. I think your penis is a regular size. I'm going to present the four of you. Everyone's gonna go home. Who is trying to kill me?